Monday June 6, 2011 – Stewart Wolpin
Shocking! According to The New York Times ("3-D Starts to Fizzle, and Hollywood Frets")and Memorial Day box office receipts for the 3D versions of Kung Fu Panda 2 and Pirates of the Caribbean Part 4 (or whatever this latest buccaneer mishegas is called) fell short of expectations, perhaps presaging the fadeout of the current 3D phenomena.
Why shocking? This isn't the first time Hollywood has attempted to promote 3D only to have consumers soon lose interest.
It's not even the second.
Or the third.
In a bizarre case of déjà vu all over again (and again, and again), this is the fourth – FOURTH! – 3D merry-go-round for Hollywood. But this time, Hollywood has dragged TV and Blu-ray manufacturers into its George Santanaya-defying 3D delusion.
And it's 1, 2, 3 strikes you're out…
The first 3D history Hollywood forgot to remember and be doomed to repeat was the Roaring '20s.
In 1922, The Power of Love was the first commercially released full-length stereoscopic 3D movie. The power of its success triggered a five-year surge in silent 3D movies. Don't remember a single 3D silent movie, not even Love? Probably because – and this will begin to sound repetitive – the producers concentrated more on the 3D and less on the plots. Movie goers soon tired of the 3D novelty, which was soon replaced by a new novelty – talking pictures.
Exactly 30 years later you could get "A lion in your lap...A lover in your arms!" in the first full-length sound 3D film Bwana Devil. Like The Power of Love, Bwana was a box office bonanza and, like The Power of Love, prompted producers to try again to promote 3D movies.
This time around, the 3D projection technology was better than in the 1920s. But once again, 3D production overwhelmed plot and acting, with one critic summarizing the 3D failure of the era – actually, of all-time – by asking "What do you want? A good picture, or a lion in your lap?" Like the first wave of 3D, the novelty soon wore off, replaced by a new novelty – widescreen movies.
Flash forward exactly another 30 years (is repeating self-delusion on a 30-year clock?) to 1982, when a new 3D attack was initiated by Friday the 13th Part III, perhaps more fondly remembered (so to speak) as the film in which Jason first dons the now iconic hockey mask.
For a third time, producers had better 3D projection technology. But like the first two 3D waves, (stop me if this sounds familiar) Hollywood insisted on producing bad 3D movies (Jaws 3-D and Amityville 3-D anyone?), and the novelty soon wore off, again, replaced by a new novelty, again – space adventures with digital special effects.
Fourth time around
Flash forward again – all together now – 30 years later (plus one and ruining the whole sequence, thanks, Robert Rodriquez) to 2003, and Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, which kicked off our current 3D craze.
Once again, producers were tempted by new digital projection technologies. And, once again, audiences were faced with bad 3D movies. And, as before, the 3D novelty is being replaced by a new novelty – streaming movies at home on big screen HDTVs.
Was it the eerie 30-year separation between each of Hollywood's previous 3D adventures that dulled studio memories? No, what Hollywood thought was different this time was digital home video and HDTV. With Blu-ray and new 3D HDTV-at-home technologies, Hollywood figured consumers could and would duplicate the in-theater 3D experience in their homes.
I'll wait until you stop laughing. Or crying.
But, maybe this time they're right, kind of. This fourth 3D vogue already has survived longer than the previous three flings, and will survive in theaters at least for another year. The savior of today's 3D, James "Avatar" Cameron, will release Titanic 3D in theaters on the 100th anniversary of the great liner's sinking next April.
Hollywood has until then to figure out how to make good movies that also happen to be in 3D (unlikely), or for the kids in the white coats to perfect glasses-free 3D (highly unlikely).
But, hey, the Cleveland Indians are in first place. Anything is possible.
This TV has Internet widgets and (shhh!) 3D
Fortunately, TV and Blu-ray makers are a resilient bunch. Most of them have demoted 3D from the leadoff selling point of their wares to less prominent placement behind Internet connectivity and widget features.
And since 3D technology makes for higher quality TVs, and all but the entry level Blu-ray models from the major brands will include 3D capabilities.
As a result, consumers will continue to buy 3D TVs and 3D Blu-ray players, even if they never buy a single 3D movie, now or (let's synchronize our 3D watches) in 2032.

Source: DTC